{"product_id":"bumper-sticker-keep-following-closely-and-ill-brake-check-yo-ass","title":"Bumper Sticker — \"Keep Following Closely, and I'll Brake Check Yo Ass\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e7.5\" × 3.75\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A bold, low-key sticker that says exactly what you mean — a blunt, humorous reminder for tailgaters. The matte white vinyl keeps the wording crisp and readable while the UV-protective laminate and eco-solvent inks hold color and clarity through sun, rain, and road grime. Stick it to the back of your bumper, camper, or toolbox; the waterproof adhesive stays put, and the easy-peel backing makes installation quick. This sticker reads like a short, sassy note from one driver to another — straightforward, a little cheeky, and built to last on the open road.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, crisp printing for high legibility\u003cbr\u003e- Premium waterproof vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Matte UV laminate protects against sun and weather\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks and eco-friendly materials\u003cbr\u003e- Easy-peel backing with strong waterproof adhesive\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7.5\" × 3.75\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":44093301522475,"sku":"12658657349218604593","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/1272\/8619\/files\/16083835574100918941_2048.jpg?v=1779336479","url":"https:\/\/mommaandkinthreads.myshopify.com\/products\/bumper-sticker-keep-following-closely-and-ill-brake-check-yo-ass","provider":"Momma and Kin Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}